my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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