so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop