is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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