Sponge bath it is.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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