i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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