Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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