Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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