these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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