Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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