why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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