If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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