why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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