I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
My pussy is not your playground.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
These tits shall not be calmed
Randomize