its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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