id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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