Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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