I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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