I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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