i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Boobs speak an international language.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
we're so committed to being not committed
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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