Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
The air was thick with penises
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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