I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He shit in the fireplace
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i out mim tonsoeep
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