you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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