Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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