Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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