my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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