ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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