Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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