I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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