The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Randomize
