Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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