At least make sure they are 18
Why
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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