Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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