wrigley field is MILF paradise
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
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Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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