Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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