love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I'm always down for nudity.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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