Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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