"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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