what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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