doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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