That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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