My nipple is on Facebook.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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