Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
So. Much. Porn.
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