Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I want her autograph on my taint
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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