stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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