brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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