need another drink. this is the easiest way
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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