We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
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Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
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The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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