Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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