Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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