Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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