First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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