I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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