The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
