hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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