she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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