I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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